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Random Story // Blender Files

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Infehh, Nov 26, 2016.

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should i make mroe in the comments

  1. yes

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  2. no

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  1. Infehh

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    HEAVLY INSPIRED BY OTHER STORIES I READ.

    A young man waits in his room, for his new blender to come. Yet 13 years ago he was given life, only today will be the first time he will get a name tag! His name is Phillip, his INTERESTS are GAMING, PRANKING and MAKING VIDEOS.

    You check the window, Look! your blender arrived!
    Dad seems to be protecting the Blender, we have to distract him or at least sneak past him, but you're too lazy for that! Lets do it later.
    Seems like your friend DAVE is messaging you, you decide to chat.
    DAVE: hey phillip
    PHILLIP: Hello!
    DAVE: did u get ur blender yet
    PHILLIP: Yup, it's right out my window but my Dad is still there!
    DAVE: if its right out ur window just go outside and take it who cares if ur dad is there
    PHILLIP: But im grounded, im not supposed to be there.
    DAVE: oh... thats weird since literally all u do is sit in ur room and play ghostbusters 2016 remake over and over.
    PHILLIP: ITS STILL A GOOD MOVIE I SWEAR!
    You're done with that jerk, he always mocks you for watching the GhostBusters 2016 remake over and over even though you already watched the original, and you prefer the original more but who cares.
    You realize that your dad is baking a cake for some reason? Pretty stupid. while he is distracted you should probably head downstairs and grab your blender
    .... Blender? you question yourself why you need this but you don't care at all since its sponsored by Fruit Gushers and thats flipping amazing.
    THERE IS EVEN A MODE, WHERE YOU PUT AN APPLE IN AND BAM
    apple flavoured fruit gushers.... LITERAL HEAVEN INSIDE OF A BLENDER.
    Anyways, you go outside and get the Blender, your Dad doesnt catch you so might as well trap the kitchen so when he gets out he'll get a pie to the face.
    Classic one you think, it's pretty classic.
    You head back to your room, You decide to unpackage the Blender and make a video about it.
    You see a weird button named "DO NOT TOUCH" It's big and red so of course you touch it because why the heck not.
    You touch it and it just seems to disappear and OH MY LORD WHY IS IT FLASHING
    The blender seems to have turned into some weird monster, and ITS TRYING TO KILL YOU OF COURSE ALL YOU WANTED TO DO IS HAVE A NICE TIME WITH A BLENDER THATS IT AND MAYBE EVEN MAKE SOME FRUIT GUSHERS BUT OF COURSE INFEHH HAS TO MAKE THIS SO BAD AND UGHHH EVIL MONSTERS AHHAHAH YOU HAVE TO KILL THEM.

    Well since its the author's choice, you got to do it no matter what Phillip.
    Dad seems to be gone, but who cares, that means you got his phone
    You install your messaging app and login, easy messaging huh?


    ======END OF ACT 1====== VOTE USING THE POLL IF YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE
     
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  2. DestroyerBoy_

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    I vote for more.
     
  3. Infehh

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    alright since im pretty bored and theres more yeses im gonna continue it
    -=ACT 2=-
    You seem to have escaped the house to your neighborhood, strange adult figures approach you
    ???: What are you doing here?
    PHILLIP: Trying to escape death from a shining blender and my dad is also missing so I think I should probably get out of there!
    ???: Okay...?
    That person was pretty weird but you seem to have scared them off. Now that you think about it, your still grounded so you should probably head back home.
    You head back home to your room, your favourite poster and ONLY your favourite poster has been scratched.
    And the way you react is cry like a baby and message Dave about it.
    DAVE: wtf dude its like 12am
    PHILLIP: I pressed that big red button on the blender and it ripped my favourite poster and only that!
    DAVE: bro ur lucky mines ripped the entire house
    PHILLIP: Oh....
    You end the chat since you just got outplayed by DAVE.
    Well, your a 13 year old kid in a home with nothing to do?
    Let's summon a demon and sell their soul to them.
    *PHILLIP DOES THE WEIRD DEMON SUMMONING DANCE THINGY MAJIG)
    ABRA KADBRA
    DEMON: OOO im spooky demonnnnn
    PHILLIP: Hello demon! I'm going to sell my soul to you for.. 10 thousand human dollars!
    DEMON: 0_0 Sold.
    PHILLIP: Now how are you going to take the URP
    PHILLIP: Oh god I don't feel so well...
    And he's gone of course, who would've thought?
    Well, you got this weird orange eye, it left you a note
    DEMON THINGIES YOU CAN HAVE:
    DEMON POWERS FROM THE SHOP NEAR YOUR HOUSE THAT I SETUP.
    I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR DEMON EYE AND HELP YOU
    WHATEVER YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK
    AND ALSO WHENEVER YOU NEED TO SUMMON ME JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
    Well that's pretty cool but I don't know IF OH MY GOD THE MONEY
    Yup, very worth it... very worth it...
    you check out the DEMON POWERS shop which is placed right next to your house
    PHILLIP: Do you have any invisibility powers?
    ???: Yeah, that'll be 1 thousand dollars.
    PHILLIP: Thanks, what about one that can let me talk to objects.
    ???: ... that's the worst power and its selling for 1 dollar.
    PHILLIP: THANKS!!!
    That's pretty good, you just remember that you're right next to the house that has a flashing blender trying to kill you.
    You'll just leave that for later..................
    -=END OF ACT 2=-
     
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    .... :( I had to read all this.... just to make sure it was all appropriate.
     
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  5. Infehh

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    OHHHHHHH I GUESS I SHOULD MAKE MOREEEEEEEEEE
    AND EVEN LONGERRRRRRRRR
    -=ACT 3=-
    Well, you've tested out with your demon powers and you guess you should sneak into your house with some invisible demon powers of course.
    Wait, sneak into your own house? that sounds super dumb but you don't care.
    You sneak into your own house but of course, the blender still sees you because you tripped on the same trap you set up for your dad that avoided it of course and now you have to run.
    Great, your outside your house again. Why are you even trying to go into there? we should probably be DAVE instead.
    YOU ARE NOW DAVE
    You have a sick room, Some next level gaming setup with literally every gaming console that exists and also every game. Yeah, you're really into video games and everyone of your friends know it. You've yet to press the red button but you really don't care since your that cool and stuff like that.
    You decide to message PHILLIP just to mess with him for no reason.
    PHILLIP: HEY YOU SEE THAT THERES A HUGE BLENDER MONSTER ABOUT TO KILL ME
    DAVE: ok
    PHILLIP: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OKAY IM ABOUT TO DIE
    DAVE: ok
    LOL! That dude just stopped messaging you. Who cares though we might as well grab some soda.
    You chug down the soda in seconds, NOTHING WILL STOP YOU FROM DRINKING THE CRUSH IN SECONDS.
    Wait that wasn't crush... you feel like you just drank beer...
    OH GOD YOUR BROTHER TRAPPED THE CRUSH AGAIN DIDNT HE OHHHHHHHH DAMNIT
    Without noticing, you press the red button and the blender does the same process again....
     
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    Brother, you have done well.
     
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